Crappiest Songs of All Time

[William Joyce]

I was in the drugstore today and heard "Drive," by the Cars. It is without doubt one of the dumbest songs I've ever heard. It's not even sung by the main guy. It's like some guy in the band really wanted to sing once, so they let him.

Other crappiest songs of all time:

* "We Didn't Start the Fire", by Billy Joel. This song is just plain gay.

* "My Humps", by the Black-Eyed Peas.

* "Happy to Be Stuck With You", by Huey Lewis and the News.

Others?

 

[William Joyce]

Nothing? Negativity, people, please!

 

[Nemo Securus]

Oh man dont get me started haha


How bout Honkytonk Badonkadonk?
WTF!!!!!!!!!! I just wanna slap that big dumb bastard everytime I hear it

 

[Anguille]

Confederate Anthem

by Johnny Rebel

Oh, I'm a good ol rebel,
Now thats just what I am,
And for this yankee nation,
I do not give a damn.
I'm glad I fought again'er,
I only wished we won.
I aint asked any pardon for anything I've done.

I hates the yankee nation and eveything they do.
I hates the declaration of independence, too.
I hates the glorious union, tis' dripping with our blood.
I hates the striped banner, and fit it all I could

I rode with Robert E. Lee,
For three years, thereabout.
Got wounded in four places,
And I starved at point lookout.
I cotch' the Roomatism a
Campin' in the snow.
But I killed a chance of Yankees
And I'd like to kill some more.

Three hundred thousand Yankees
Is stiff in southern dust.
We got three hundred thousand
Before they conquered us
They died of Southern Fever
And southern steel and shot
I wish there were three million
Instead of what we got.
I can't pick up my musket
And fight 'um down no more
But I ain't gonna love 'um
Now that is certain sure
And I don't want no pardon
For what I was and am
I won't be reconstruted
And I do not give a damn

Oh, I'm a good old rebel,
Now thats just what I am,
And for this yankee nation,
I do no give a damn.
I'm glad I fought again'er,
I only wished we won.
I aint asked any pardon for anything I've done.
I aint asked any pardon for anything I've done.

 

[Ravi]

Now this is a thread I can really enjoy.

Feliz Navidad immediately springs to mind.

Tom Sawyer - Rush

Anything at all by Bob Seger or Nickelback

 

[dilloduck]

Ebony and Ivory

 

[Ravi]

Ebony and Ivory

That Willie Nelson/Julio Iglasias duet.

 

[dilloduck]

lol "To all the girls I've loved before' ?

 

[Nemo Securus]

"My girl likes to party all the time" by Eddie Murphy

"Love Shack" by the B52's

"Indian Outlaw" by Tim Mcgraw

 

[jillian]

Seasons in the Sun -- Terry Jacks -- worst song ever.

Alone Again Naturally -- double yuckie....

Break My Stride -- Matthew Wilder -- feh!

 

[DiamondDave]

Europe - The Final Countdown
Led Zep - Stairway to Heaven
U2 - Where the Streets Have No Name
Soft Cell - Tainted Love
Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
Eddie Murphy - Party All The Time
Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U
Warrant - Cherry Pie
WHAM - Wake Me Up Before You Go Go

 

[jillian]

Awwww...come on! Tainted Love is my fave one-hit wonder of all time. lol...

 

[DiamondDave]

That is one of the things that if I find out about a woman I date (liking any of those songs) it is time for a break-up

I once had a date when I was young that put Tainted Love as a choice in her juke box selections.... I shook my head, finished my beer, and promptly just walked away... picked up another woman.. and left

 

[jillian]

Well, luckily, no one ever dumped me for my choice of songs.

 

[Nemo Securus]

"Sister Christian" -Night Ranger

"Here I Go Again" -Whitesnake

"Down Under" -Men At Work

"Footloose" - Kenny Loggins (anything by Loggins for that matter)

"We are the World" -Various Artists

"If you Wanna be My Lover" -Spice Girls

"MMM Bop" -Hanson

"Straight Up" -Paula Abdul

"Informer" - Snow

"Unskinny Bop" -Poison (pretty much any song that has the word bop in it sucks)

"Every Rose Has it's Thorn" -Poison



"RIGHT NOW" -VAN HAGAR

 

[Glori.B]

That is one of the things that if I find out about a woman I date (liking any of those songs) it is time for a break-up

I once had a date when I was young that put Tainted Love as a choice in her juke box selections.... I shook my head, finished my beer, and promptly just walked away... picked up another woman.. and left

wow. that's deeeep. lol

 

[Glori.B]

Now this is a thread I can really enjoy.

haha! figures!



first thing that comes to mind is "oh mickey, you're so fine..."
can't stand it. whoever it is, i don't even know...

"hey mickey!" ugh

 

[jillian]

Toni Basil.

 

[Glori.B]

Toni Basil.

is that who it is? thanks!

no offense to anyone who enjoys it, i find it annoying.

 

[Nemo Securus]

anyone who enjoys that deserves to be offended

"whip It" by Devo

Im gonna keep adding at least one everytime I comment haha cause I can't stop thinking of crappy music now.