Crabs

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    A lawyer boarded an airplane with a box of frozen crabs and asked
    a blond flight attendant to take care of them for him.

    She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

    He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for
    them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was
    a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she
    let them thaw out.

    Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before
    landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin,
    "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your
    hand.
    Not one hand went up .... So she took them home and ate them.

    Two lessons here:
    1.Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
    2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.
     
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    Who thinks blonds are dumb?
     
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    Reminds me of one of my favorite songs from days past: "Don't Wait Up For the Shrimp Boats, Honey - I'm Comin' Home With the Crabs."
     
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    Well...

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww]YouTube - Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question[/ame]
     
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    meh, a southerner, enough said...
     

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