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Green Package
Single Crabs Colony: This colony may contain as many as 30 individual eggs in a single clutch. These will hatch within days of arrival and mature within the following week. This package is great for any one person and will definitely do the job.
Price - £13.99
Blue Package
Three Crabs Colonies: Contains three batches of around 30 eggs. Use the first one straight away and you can freeze the other two batches for over 160 days, or you could get revenge on three people at once or carpet bomb someone's car or house to have them itching for a long time. Maybe your friends want in on the action and you would like to take advantage of the discount pricing?
Price - £24.99
Red Package
Shampoo Resistant F strain Crabs: One colony of F strain super crabs. We have gone through a lot of work but now we are finally able to introduce the F Strain Lice! These crabs are almost impossible to get rid of and have been through over a year of selective lab breeding to be the most aggressive and most reproductive species on the planet! This species can take up to two weeks to get rid of and apparently bite so much they cause the victim to scratch themselves raw and we can guarantee that nothing apart from two washes of everything the victim owns and a 100% delousing solution coverage will get rid of them! Our most popular item and our fastest breeders. We are more likely to have these stocked than the regular strains.
Price - £34.99
Green Package
Single Crabs Colony: This colony may contain as many as 30 individual eggs in a single clutch. These will hatch within days of arrival and mature within the following week. This package is great for any one person and will definitely do the job.
Price - £13.99
Blue Package
Three Crabs Colonies: Contains three batches of around 30 eggs. Use the first one straight away and you can freeze the other two batches for over 160 days, or you could get revenge on three people at once or carpet bomb someone's car or house to have them itching for a long time. Maybe your friends want in on the action and you would like to take advantage of the discount pricing?
Price - £24.99
Red Package
Shampoo Resistant F strain Crabs: One colony of F strain super crabs. We have gone through a lot of work but now we are finally able to introduce the F Strain Lice! These crabs are almost impossible to get rid of and have been through over a year of selective lab breeding to be the most aggressive and most reproductive species on the planet! This species can take up to two weeks to get rid of and apparently bite so much they cause the victim to scratch themselves raw and we can guarantee that nothing apart from two washes of everything the victim owns and a 100% delousing solution coverage will get rid of them! Our most popular item and our fastest breeders. We are more likely to have these stocked than the regular strains.
Price - £34.99
Wonder why those colors?
Truthmatters Package
Single Crabs Colony: This colony may contain as many as 30 individual eggs in a single clutch. These will hatch within days of arrival and mature within the following week. This package is great for any one person and will definitely do the job.
Price - £13.99
rdean Package
Three Crabs Colonies: Contains three batches of around 30 eggs. Use the first one straight away and you can freeze the other two batches for over 160 days, or you could get revenge on three people at once or carpet bomb someone's car or house to have them itching for a long time. Maybe your friends want in on the action and you would like to take advantage of the discount pricing?
Price - £24.99
Dante Package
Shampoo Resistant F strain Crabs: One colony of F strain super crabs. We have gone through a lot of work but now we are finally able to introduce the F Strain Lice! These crabs are almost impossible to get rid of and have been through over a year of selective lab breeding to be the most aggressive and most reproductive species on the planet! This species can take up to two weeks to get rid of and apparently bite so much they cause the victim to scratch themselves raw and we can guarantee that nothing apart from two washes of everything the victim owns and a 100% delousing solution coverage will get rid of them! Our most popular item and our fastest breeders. We are more likely to have these stocked than the regular strains.
Price - £34.99
I thought you shaved half of the infected area and lit the other half on fire. Stab any escapees with an ice pick.
I thought you shaved half of the infected area and lit the other half on fire. Stab any escapees with an ice pick.
Holy Crap! That's gonna leave a mark, several at the least.
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