Couple jokes for when grocery shopping

[Delta4Embassy]

When in the produce section, if ya wanna make someone smile, go to the potatos and examine them for a good one near someone else. Then tell them, "It's hard finding a good version of something that grew up in dirt."

Or, for people carrying their kids in the shopping basket, "Where'd you get them? [gesturing to the kid] Clearence aisle?"

Have done the potato one, and gotten laughs. Haven't been brave enough to try the other one yet.

 

[Moonglow]

potatoes do not have to be in dirt to grow.....

 

[Delta4Embassy]

potatoes do not have to be in dirt to grow.....

Ones in a grocery store coming from a hydroponic lab? If not, shut up.

 

[Muhammed]

I met my wife in a grocery store. I made her laugh and then kissed within seconds. Within a minute I had a date.

 

[Auld Phart]

I met my wife in a grocery store. I made her laugh and then kissed within seconds. Within a minute I had a date.

Within a minute I had a date

should have bought a pound of them.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

I met my wife in a grocery store. I made her laugh and then kissed within seconds. Within a minute I had a date.

Made the nice looking woman laugh, never occured to me to ask for a date. D'oh!