1. "Columnist-cum-Presidential roaster Ann Coulter took to the CPAC stage Friday, where she spoke at length about President Barack Obama.
2. She compared the medias positive take on unemployment numbers under President Obama to having someone expect you to praise a doctor who treated you for a fever of 102, brought your fever up to 104, and then over three years brought it down to 103.
3. (Thats a sneak peek at the future of health care under Obama, she joked, adding that she was only kidding. Under Obamas plan, youd have to wait three years to even see a doctor.)
4. Coulter conceded that Obama would be hard to beat because 1) hes an incumbent, 2) Americans keeping telling polls they wouldnt mind sharing one milkshake, two straws with him, 3) hes our first black president, and 4) the NFM (Non-Fox Media) is gaga about him.
5. Hed probably make a lovely next-door neighbor, she added. As long as youre not Chinese. Then hed be constantly borrowing stuff.
6. But hey, she said, politically correct Americans love the idea of having elected our first black President, even if we did get Flavor Flav instead of Thomas Sowell. After a few scattered laughs and cries whoa from the audience, Coulter then asked when it would be ok to admit we elected a man based on the color of his skin Im talking, of course, about John Boehner.
7. No amount of that Jakarta charm, she said, referring to the years Obama spent living in Indonesia as a child, is going to get people their jobs back.
8. The way the Right can beat Obama, she continued (despite her earlier Jakarta comment, I guess), is not to attack Obama as a person by calling him an Kenyan colonialist and the like, but to go after his policies, as Reagan did with Carter.
9. ...the Left will try to take down the GOP field they only way it knows how by calling the candidates stupid or crazy. But that wont work with Romney. The most you can say about Romney is that hes square. But, she added, I think weve had enough of hip. Hip has nearly wrecked the country. Lets try square for a while.
10. When asked by an audience member about criticism hurled at female conservatives, Coulter said that as her bodyguard can attest all pretty girls are right-wingers.
Watch Ann Coulter Serve Up Jokes And Red Meat During Her CPAC Speech | Mediaite
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRKVJo3GTgk]Ann Coulter Addresses CPAC Part 1 - YouTube[/ame]
2. She compared the medias positive take on unemployment numbers under President Obama to having someone expect you to praise a doctor who treated you for a fever of 102, brought your fever up to 104, and then over three years brought it down to 103.
3. (Thats a sneak peek at the future of health care under Obama, she joked, adding that she was only kidding. Under Obamas plan, youd have to wait three years to even see a doctor.)
4. Coulter conceded that Obama would be hard to beat because 1) hes an incumbent, 2) Americans keeping telling polls they wouldnt mind sharing one milkshake, two straws with him, 3) hes our first black president, and 4) the NFM (Non-Fox Media) is gaga about him.
5. Hed probably make a lovely next-door neighbor, she added. As long as youre not Chinese. Then hed be constantly borrowing stuff.
6. But hey, she said, politically correct Americans love the idea of having elected our first black President, even if we did get Flavor Flav instead of Thomas Sowell. After a few scattered laughs and cries whoa from the audience, Coulter then asked when it would be ok to admit we elected a man based on the color of his skin Im talking, of course, about John Boehner.
7. No amount of that Jakarta charm, she said, referring to the years Obama spent living in Indonesia as a child, is going to get people their jobs back.
8. The way the Right can beat Obama, she continued (despite her earlier Jakarta comment, I guess), is not to attack Obama as a person by calling him an Kenyan colonialist and the like, but to go after his policies, as Reagan did with Carter.
9. ...the Left will try to take down the GOP field they only way it knows how by calling the candidates stupid or crazy. But that wont work with Romney. The most you can say about Romney is that hes square. But, she added, I think weve had enough of hip. Hip has nearly wrecked the country. Lets try square for a while.
10. When asked by an audience member about criticism hurled at female conservatives, Coulter said that as her bodyguard can attest all pretty girls are right-wingers.
Watch Ann Coulter Serve Up Jokes And Red Meat During Her CPAC Speech | Mediaite
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRKVJo3GTgk]Ann Coulter Addresses CPAC Part 1 - YouTube[/ame]
