Cooking with Mr.P.....The Perfect Turkey!!

:rotflmao: ...Funny story..
My first Thanksgiving married, my wife cooked the turkey.
When the bugger was done an I was removing stuffing an getting ready to carve,
out came a bag of giblets... :rotflmao:

Well, she's a yank...and BLONDE!
:rotflmao:
 
Here, P.. Solid proof that I am NOT blonde.. Drunker than hell, unfortunately, but not blonde!
 

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Mr. P said:
Just of you trying to turn it without help.
:laugh: :poke:

*scowl* I will be rewriting your instructions, and including an invoice for kitchen remodeling to lower my countertops, and raise the flooring, as well as drop the wall oven by 6". :D
 
Shattered said:
*scowl* I will be rewriting your instructions, and including an invoice for kitchen remodeling to lower my countertops, and raise the flooring, as well as drop the wall oven by 6". :D
:rotflmao:
Please refer to the Instructions, previously provided.
Injury, damage etc..and blatant disregard for instructions are NOT my responsibility.:alco:
 
Turned out spectacular - methinks I'm going to try this with a whole chicken, and make it a rotisserie. Mmmmm!
 

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