Conservative vs. Liberal

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  1. get_involved
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    If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

    If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

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    If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

    If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

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    If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

    A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

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    If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

    Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

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    If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

    A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign anti-Semitic religion, of course!)

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    If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or chooses a job that provides it.

    A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
     
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    I think I read this post about three or four times a year.

    It's growing rather stale.
     
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    And we'll all keep on hearing about it time and time again until the Left/Progressives stop trying to force their truly regressive policies on the rest of us.
     
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    Yep. It was vaguely funny the first time... the second time, not funny. Third time, mildly annoying.... after that it says more about the poster than the post.
     
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    I laugh at idiots that post stuff like this, it's hysterical how they want to pigeonhole people.


    Love,

    A liberal vegetarian that cooks meat for others, may buy a gun soon, is a Christian, who helps others less blessed than her.
     
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    Get Involved. Ever bother to have an original thought of your own? Try it sometime, you might find it exhilerating.
     
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    editec Mr. Forgot-it-All

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    If but only life were that black and white simple, eh?
     
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    I've gotten this in my e-mail so many times that it just isn't funny any more. While there is an element of truth to it, it's about as fresh as month old bread. You need to get out more.
     
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    edit.. for once I agree with you... we see this exact thing every few months
     
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    Guess that will teach ya to "get_involved."
     

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