If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. ==== If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. ==== If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him. ==== If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down. ==== If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign anti-Semitic religion, of course!) ==== If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or chooses a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.