Conservative men: Would you tell Madonna you voted Hilary just to get her free blowjob offer?

[ThankU4votingTrump]

 

[waltky]

Not even Uncle Ferd would go fer dat one...

... he'd be `fraid o' some nasty STD...

... the skank might have.

 

[dcbl]

maybe, but I might not

I wouldn't wanna get herpeghonasyphalaids...

 

[Muhammed]

maybe, but I might not

I wouldn't wanna get herpeghonasyphalaids...

That sounds too scary to even google it to find out what it is.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Maybe after a twelve pack. But I'd insist she remove her false teeth.

 

[ThankU4votingTrump]

Maybe after a twelve pack. But I'd insist she remove her false teeth.

So, you have no concerns about her looking like a dumpster full of STD´s?

 

[ThankU4votingTrump]

Not even Uncle Ferd would go fer dat one...

... he'd be `fraid o' some nasty STD...

... the skank might have.

That´s what I was thinking!

 

[tycho1572]

I don't know any self respecting man who would be that desperate for a BJ.

 

[dcbl]

maybe, but I might not

I wouldn't wanna get herpeghonasyphalaids...

The sounds too scary to even google it to find out what it is.

Urban Dictionary: herpagonasyphilaids

Guy - "Hey Suzy, do you know that hot chelsea chick that sits behind us in biology?"

Girl - "Yeah, she has Herpagonasyphilaids."

Guy- "No shit? So I should wear protection when I bang her?"

Girl - "gahhh.."

to be really truthful here, I am amazed that I spelled it almost exactly like it shows up on google - just missed one letter

if anyone has it, Madonna the cum dumpster does...

 

[Muhammed]

Maybe after a twelve pack. But I'd insist she remove her false teeth.

Good call. Recieving a BJ from a girl with false teeth probably isn't very enjoyable.

 

[waltky]

Best call it HGSA...

... it'll make it shrivel up...

... an' blow away...

... don't go around her...

... unless ya got a locking...

... steel-reinforced jock strap.