Conservative men: Would you tell Madonna you voted Hilary just to get her free blowjob offer?

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    Not even Uncle Ferd would go fer dat one...

    ... he'd be `fraid o' some nasty STD...

    ... the skank might have.
     
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    maybe, but I might not

    I wouldn't wanna get herpeghonasyphalaids...
     
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    That sounds too scary to even google it to find out what it is.
     
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    Maybe after a twelve pack. But I'd insist she remove her false teeth.
     
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    So, you have no concerns about her looking like a dumpster full of STD´s?
     
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    That´s what I was thinking!
     
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    I don't know any self respecting man who would be that desperate for a BJ.
     
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    Urban Dictionary: herpagonasyphilaids

    Guy - "Hey Suzy, do you know that hot chelsea chick that sits behind us in biology?"

    Girl - "Yeah, she has Herpagonasyphilaids."

    Guy- "No shit? So I should wear protection when I bang her?"

    Girl - "gahhh.."

    to be really truthful here, I am amazed that I spelled it almost exactly like it shows up on google - just missed one letter

    if anyone has it, Madonna the cum dumpster does...
     
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    Good call. Recieving a BJ from a girl with false teeth probably isn't very enjoyable.
     
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