Confusing Politics

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    Clinton awards Halliburton a no-bid contract in Yugoslavia.....that's good.
    Bush awards Halliburton a no-bid contract to Iraq......that's bad

    Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia.......good
    Bush spends 87 billion on war in Iraq.......bad

    Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia......good
    Bush imposes regime change in Iraq.......bad

    Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslin Albanian terrorists.....good
    Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator.......bad

    Clinton bombs Chinses embasy......good
    Bush bombs terrorists camps.......bad

    Clinton commits felonies while in office.......good
    Bush land on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit......bad

    Clinton says Saddam has nukes......that's good
    Bush says Saddam has nukes.......that's bad

    Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq.......good
    Bush imposes regime change in Iraq.......bad

    Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton.....good?
    Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan.......bad

    Wasn't Kerry a Clinton supporter? AHHHH! it's so confusing. (NOT!)
     
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    So how is this funny?...Please don't get me wrong but for myself I enter the humor section to get away from the BS of politics....
     
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    I feel your pain...With that said, some things have to go with like.
     
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    I apoligize. I guess I found it amusing that people don't see the obvious.
     
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    It is rather funny though. Because its true. Sad thing is many Dems cant see their double standard.
     
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    Humor as a whole, but no direct haha's. All in all, I thought it to be ironic and funny how people oddly support the worse choice, like little brainwashed freaks. Hahaha, now thats funny!
     
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    :rotflmao:
     
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    Let's not forget:

    The ACLU fights for certain parts of the Constitution (supposedly)...good
    The NRA fights for certain parts of the Constitution...bad
     

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