~Confucious Says~

[Dabs]

Confucius Says:
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Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not
determine who is right, war determines who is
left.
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Wife who put
husband in doghouse soon find him in
cathouse.
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Man who fight with
wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails
to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like
hell, bound to get there.
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Man who live in
glass house should change clothes in
basement.
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Man who fish in
other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator
smell different to midget!

 

[Mr Natural]

Girl who fly upside down in airplane have crack up.

Girl who have blonde hair on head have blonde hair.
By cracky

 

[L.K.Eder]

first, meet girl in park
then, park meat in girl