~Confucious Says~

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    Confucius Says:
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    Man who scratch ass
    should not bite fingernails.
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    Man who eat many
    prunes get good run for money.
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    Baseball is wrong:
    man with four balls cannot walk.
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    War does not
    determine who is right, war determines who is
    left.
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    Wife who put
    husband in doghouse soon find him in
    cathouse.
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    Man who fight with
    wife all day get no piece at night.
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    It take many nails
    to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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    Man who drive like
    hell, bound to get there.
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    Man who live in
    glass house should change clothes in
    basement.
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    Man who fish in
    other man's well often catch crabs.
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    Crowded elevator
    smell different to midget!
     
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    Girl who fly upside down in airplane have crack up.

    Girl who have blonde hair on head have blonde hair.
    By cracky
     
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    first, meet girl in park
    then, park meat in girl
     

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