Coming out

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    A young woman, in the course of her college life, came to terms
    with her homosexuality and decided to come out of the closet.

    Her plan was to tell her mother first; so on her next home visit,
    she went to the kitchen, where her mother was busying herself
    stirring stew with a wooden spoon. Rather nervously,
    she explained to her that she had realized she was gay.

    Without looking up from her stew, her mother said, "You mean, lesbian?"

    "Well... yes."

    Still without looking up: "Does that mean licking women's Twats?

    Caught off guard, the young woman eventually managed to stammer an embarrassed affirmative; whereupon her mother turned to her and, brandishing the wooden spoon threateningly under her nose, snapped: "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!"
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Bootneck is the master of humour.

    In fact, his humour is so funny, you could swear he wasn't British.

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    I don't believe it!

    (that's his catch phrase btw)
     
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    He sure looks like a funny guy.
     
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    He is. He's the main character in a TV sitcom called 'One Foot in the Grave'.
     
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    THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

    On a recent flight we were being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'

    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on to the ground.' She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.' To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch
     
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    I know...I've seen the show.

    I couldn't figure out why the studio audience was laughing at random moment throughout the entire course of what was obviously a very serious and boring drama.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Lmfao!!!!
     

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