Comedians make fun of Obama

[L.K.Eder]

obama broke his arm while pitching a baseball because he is such a nanycass leftwingnutpussy and goes to a real american doctor.

doctor prescribes less crack, more impeachment.

obama wants a second opinion,.

doc sez: you are ugly, too! ~lorrie moore

 

[California Girl]

How many Obama's does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The Republicans would rather stay blind than let him.

Light bulbs cure blindness? Wow! I so did not know that! I thought they were just a devise to light up the darkness.

 

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obama broke his arm while pitching a baseball because he is such a nanycass leftwingnutpussy and goes to a real american doctor.

doctor prescribes less crack, more impeachment.

obama wants a second opinion,.

doc sez: you are ugly, too! ~lorrie moore

An Obama mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I
can't serve you." The Obama mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun-guy." ~ Jackie Gleason

 

[CMike]

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . .
and think 25 to life would be appropriate. -- Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -- Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. -- Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -- David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! -- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. -- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman

Just because it gives me pleasure to annoy liberals

 

[Jeremy]

Obama, Clinton, Carter, and Reagan are walking down the sidewalk.

The first three walk into a bar. ...Reagan ducks.

~F.D.R.

 

[Ozmar]

Why did the Obama-duck cross the road? To get to the other side.

Beware of Obama's bearing gifts.

An Obama walks into a bar.... Ouch!

 

[L.K.Eder]

a real american has the opportunity to shoot hitler, stalin, mao and obama.

but he has only 3 bullets.

what does he do?


























he shoots obama three times. ~richard pryor

 

[Ozmar]

We are the Obamas, the Obamas of swing...

~Dire Straights