Colonscopies

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    Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist
    for the Miami Herald. On the subject of Colonoscopies................ A
    physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his
    patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:


    >> 1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

    >> 2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'

    >> 3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'

    >> 4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

    >> 5. 'You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married.'

    >> 6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'

    >> 7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'

    >> 8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

    >> 9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

    >> 10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'

    >> 11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'

    >> 12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'
    >>
    >> And the best one of all.

    >> 13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up
    >> there?
    :lol:
     

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