A Marine veteran of Iraq attends his first day of college at a prestigious university. As he sits in class...the professor starts rambling about the existence of God. "God is not real!" The professor yells. "If God is real, I challenge him right now!" he yells again. "God! If you're real, I want you to swoop down and knock me off of this podium!" Most of the students look on in suprise and sure enough, nothing happens. "I'll tell you what," the professor says. "I'll give God til the end of class to knock me off the podium!" About an hour goes by and God has yet to show himself. There's only about thirty seconds left in the class and the professor begins to grin, because God has not knocked him off of the podium. As the professors is counting down the last 10 seconds, the Marine paces calmly up to professor and cracks him in the jaw, knocking him clean off the podium. "God's busy asshole, so he sent me." And the marine calmly walks out of the class. I realize some of you are non-believers and that's fine, I thought this was funny none-the-less.