Colder than a Witches Tit

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    Actually I could be wrong about that .. no experience.

    Anyway, we're talking California, almost June, it's 38 degrees, it hailed today, where only up at a 3,000 foot elevation... Strange weather if you ask me...
     
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    70 here.

    But, then again, I'm in Maine.
     
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    I imagine there is a variation of weather on a witch’s tit.

    Take Samantha from Bewitched, hot tits, nipples like fire. I am as sure of that as a pre-pubescent boy weaning on that show can be.

    But what about the green hag from the Wizard of Oz?

    My penis still shrinks like a snail in a salt storm when ever I see her.

    Witches are relative, just like the rest of us.
     
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    It must be due to that "Global Warming" that I've been hearing about lately.
     
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    Come get your damn hot weather. It's up here in MN. Over the next week mid to upper 80's is going to be the norm.

    Welcome to MN. If you don't like the weather, wait an hour... it'll change.
     
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    Come get your damn hot weather. It's up here in MN. Over the next week mid to upper 80's is going to be the norm.

    Welcome to MN. If you don't like the weather, wait an hour... it'll change.
     
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    Ah.. Samantha... you'll hate me for this but my wife looks just like her.. Sorry Buddy... living the dream...(you know... those dreams)
     
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    Lumpy, my friend, reading your posts I do believe you deserve that good karma.

    Hell, I want to marry you.
     
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    Damn, some guys have all the luck. You got yourself a Samantha, and all I could get is a wife that looks like Karen Carpenter.

    What the hell, I'll keep her anyway.
     
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    :redface:... then yet again :redface:....

    Well.. would you settle for a manly hug....and a night on the town..?
     

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