Cold cocked...

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    If you place an ice bag around your penis for 30 minutes prior to making love to your wife (or girlfriend) is she getting "cold cocked"? Just wondering.
     
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    I doubt anyone would even do such thing for some seconds only.
    Why would anyone want to place an ice bag for 30 minutes on it?
     
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    Maybe just to watch the steam!:lol:
     
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    When its cold, your veins (blood-containers) become smaller.
    But penis only grows with blood. You probably wouldn't want to test such thing from a medical perspective.
     
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    Ice pack for 30 min? LOL that little nubbin would be useless for a while.
     
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    Did you overlook the concept of shrinkage?

    All she will feel is a flaccid, ice-cold piece of flesh trying to be shoved unsuccessfully into her hoo-hoo.

    She'll feel like she's being raped by a corpse.

    It won't be fun for anyone.
     
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