Clinton joke

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    sitarro Gold Member Supporting Member

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    My sister sent this to me today......

    Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each
    run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street
    corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as
    he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

    "Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.

    "No, five dollars!" fired back Clinton.

    This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by
    and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" He'd yell back, "Five dollars!" One day
    however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his
    jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill
    realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder
    what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he
    should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.

    As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill
    became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the
    hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the
    pair jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you
    get for five bucks?"
     
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    :rotflmao:
     
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    Dammit, i actually hit my tooth on my glass. :thanks:

    edit:

    I have more than one tooth, LOL.
     
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