Cleanup in aisle 4

[jimnyc]

And purple parrots flew out of the yellow monkeys ass.

 

[janeeng]

Right on and pass on some of whatever your smoking!!!!!

 

[jimnyc]

Originally posted by janeeng
Right on and pass on some of whatever your smoking!!!!!

But why was he so obsessed with the lunch lady?

 

[janeeng]

Ugh, please enlighten me!!!!

 

[jimnyc]

Originally posted by janeeng
Ugh, please enlighten me!!!!

He should have just paid, running him over wasn't necessary.

 

[jimnyc]

You're gonna die, bitch, I'm coming outta the booth!

 

[jimnyc]

My momma used to tell me these crazy things.

 

[janeeng]

Jim, maybe bedtime for you now!!!!!

 

[jimnyc]

You don't - wanna fuck with shady - cause shady - will fucking kill you.

 

[janeeng]

Think you must have some bad shit there you might be smoking or drinking!!!!!!!

Here sit and try to say this as fast as you can! come back later when you accomplished it

The Black Bug Bled Black Blood!!!

 

[Jackass]

Ive always wonder what it would be like to meet a dried up dicklicker like you.

 

[jimnyc]

Originally posted by Jackass
Ive always wonder what it would be like to meet a dried up dicklicker like you.

Dude, you rule!!

 

[5stringJeff]

Dang Jim... you must have gotten some bad mushrooms!

 

[Jackass]

Originally posted by jimnyc
Dude, you rule!!

Thank you!!!

 

[jimnyc]

Originally posted by gop_jeff
Dang Jim... you must have gotten some bad mushrooms!

Nah, I was just singing to myself as my music played in the background.

A little Adam Sandler and then some Eminem. I was bored and made up the first song that started this thread.

 

[janeeng]

Originally posted by jimnyc
Nah, I was just singing to myself as my music played in the background.

A little Adam Sandler and then some Eminem. I was bored and made up the first song that started this thread.

Yeah, right, likely excuse! face it, your just fucked up!!!!!!!! sorry, had to say that!

 

[jimnyc]

Originally posted by Jackass
Thank you!!!

Hey, remember that old dude puking at McAnn's that night, and you stood on the stool and screamed at him "Dude, you rule"?

Then Tommy dragged him upstairs, and then brought him back and gave him a cup of coffee.

Then the dude puked again.

Then you were back on the stool yelling at him again!

Or were you too drunk?

 

[Jackass]

Hahahaha!!! Oh man that was great!!! Hell yeah I was drunk!!!

 

[jimnyc]

Originally posted by Jackass
Hahahaha!!! Oh man that was great!!! Hell yeah I was drunk!!!

That was one fucked up dude! I never saw someone puke so much! Didn't Tommy toss him down the stairs after that? LOL

 

[Jackass]

Sure did!! Man that was great!! I would love to go out to McAnns again!! LOL