CIA using leprechauns to hook African-Americans on drugs

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    "Dallas Tribune reporter Lou Von Sauerstimmung broke the story of a new twist on this old tale today, when he wrote that "the CIA is using leprechauns to push drugs in the African-American ghettos." "

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    This is very disturbing news!

    It was difficult to decide whether this post belonged in the race relations section or the conspiracy section. Mods- if its in the wrong place please move it......
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    Drugs are magically delicious!
     
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    Maybe you should try a less potent brand of coffee.
     
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    the author was on PCP
     
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    You guys can make light of it all you want, but it is just tragic I tell you.......
     
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    Doesn't this belong in the Humor section?
     
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    Not leprechauns, they're using brown dwarfs.
     
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    Wow the brown dwarf is now selling drugs to blacks and causing earthquakes someone should really stop it...!!:lol:
     
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    Wtf?
     
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    Shouldn't be a problem then. One good flush gets rid of a brown dwarf.
     
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