Churches in Las Vegas

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    This may come as a surprise
    > to those of you not living in
    > las vegas, but there are morecatholic churches
    > than casinos.
    >
    > not surprisingly, some
    > worshipers at sunday services will give casino chips
    > rather than cash when
    > the
    > basket is passed.
    >
    > since they get chips from
    > many different casinos, the churches have devised a method
    > to collect the
    > offerings..
    >
    > the churches send all their
    > collected chips to a nearby franciscan monastery for
    > sorting and then the
    > chips
    > are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.
    >
    > this is done by the chip monks.
    >
    >
    > you
    > didn't even see it coming did you?
     
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    LOL No I didn't
     
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    You sucked me right in to that one!:lol:
     
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    Do they carry them in their cheeks?
     
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    I'm sure Brother Alvin is proud of his position
     
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    Placed in different thread
     
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    I have guns, have killed and will do so again if necessary.
    I have a CC permit as well.

    btw the CC permit process is a joke in KY. Any fool with a clean record can get one.

    Fools with guns is a dangerous thing.
     

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