Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints to built Temple in Russia

[tyroneweaver]

Wouldn't that be cool if Putin joined the Mormon Church.
Sometimes it is customary for the Mormon church to give the genealogy of the leader of the country the temple is built in.

Russia, India, Utah among 7 new temple locations announced by President Nelson at end of conference

 

[waltky]

Mebbe he's a descendant...

... of Rasputin.

 

[Mousterian]

Well, the Russkies have long been bowing down to the Orthodox child-molesters, so they might just go for a charismatic shyster.

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

How do you say:

(tap tap tap) "what is wanted?"

in Russian?

What about:

(Crazy Mason handshake) -- "health in the neval, marrow in the bones, strength in the loins and in the seine, power in the priesthood be upon me, and upon my posterity throughtout time and all eternity."


Fuck that shit.

Valhalla, I am coming!!!