Chuck Norris Says Newt Can Win FLorida

[freedombecki]

Chuck Norris Follows Up Big Newt endorsement

He likes Newt and is lending him his attack expertise.

 

[California Girl]

I'll send Romney some tissues. He'll be in tears over this.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Chuck Norris Says Newt Can Win Florida.

I can't think of a better reason to ink an oval for "Newt" tomorrow, I really can't!

 

[Sherry]

 

[ginscpy]

Norris bores me to tears.

Like Roger Moore (although I did like him in The Saint and some other of his movies.)

There will only beoneJames Bond)

Norris bores me to tears...............

 

[CausingPAIN]

 

[Avorysuds]

Fuck Chuck, he hates Lincoln.

Video to prove it.



[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y]Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles of History #3 - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Amelia]

If Mitt beats Chuck's candidate, what does that mean about Mitt's power?

 

[Avatar4321]

Right... and Chuck Norris can win in a fight against a gun.

 

[Avatar4321]

If Mitt beat's Chuck's candidate, what does that mean about Mitt's power?

It means that Mitt's more powerful than Chuck Norris....

How is that going to affect the jokes?

 

[California Girl]

If Mitt beat's Chuck's candidate, what does that mean about Mitt's power?

It means that Mitt's more powerful than Chuck Norris....

How is that going to affect the jokes?

We'll just re-write 'em and substitute Chuck's name with the man who took down Norris... The Romney-ator!

 

[Amelia]

 

[Political Junky]

Chuck Norris, the great right wing intellectual and political genius.
How many times have cons ridiculed celebrity endorsements?

 

[California Girl]

Chuck Norris, the great right wing intellectual and political genius.
How many times have cons ridiculed celebrity endorsements?

Try and keep up... most of us are mocking this one too.

 

[AVG-JOE]

If Mitt beats Chuck's candidate, what does that mean about Mitt's power?

Perhaps the fear that Chuck is harboring is going against the will of The People of South Carolina.....
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q44RObOXDrc]Crazy people in South carolina. - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4_k8_u7PQQ]crazy ass south carolina rednecks - YouTube[/ame]
CAUTION ! The language is reminiscent of USMB

 

[freedombecki]

I found Chuck Norris' essay on why he picked Newt Gingrich and a list of 10 things he and his wife think would make the best president for now.

"My endorsement for president" An essay by Chuck Norris

Their ten criteria for who would be the best candidate in their opinion:

1. Who is most committed to follow and lead by the U.S. Constitution?

2. Who has the greatest ability to rally, unify, and mobilize American citizens across a broad political and social spectrum?

3. Who has the best working comprehension of America...

The other 7 are at the link. They're good fodder for thought when you pick your own candidate. Just sayin' ....

 

[freedombecki]

If Mitt beats Chuck's candidate, what does that mean about Mitt's power?

Perhaps the fear that Chuck is harboring is going against the will of The People of South Carolina.....

<See above posts for 2 you tubes provided by AVG-JOE.>

CAUTION ! The language is reminiscent of USMB

Well, actually, I attended one of the most beautiful weddings ever given in South Carolina when my brother-in-law married a sweet southern belle and daughter of a Navy Captain. The South Carolina I remember from that day was a lovely and refined place and home of the nation's oldest maintained garden that dates back to the seventeenth century and today is run by over 20 professional horticultural scientists and 100 master gardener volunteers ..

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tVzDiAqx9E"]SC Outdoor Insider at the Rookery at Magnolia Plantation and Gardens - YouTube[/ame]

And South Carolina beaches are among the world's finest...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lVrxlAJoAY"]Myrtle Beach South Carolina - YouTube[/ame]

Virtual Tour of University of South Carolina

South Carolina's Clemson University has a wonderful 265-acre botanical gardens:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSSEOagmL44"]Lantana - Millie Davenport - YouTube[/ame]

It is a state that has a broad spectrum of Americans and is a most gracious state with a lot of educational and recreational activities for American families.
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[candycorn]

Texas Ranger...with a walker. The dye job on the beard is really getting hilarious.

 

[Harry Dresden]

Norris bores me to tears.

Like Roger Moore (although I did like him in The Saint and some other of his movies.)

There will only beoneJames Bond)

Norris bores me to tears...............

you telling us what you know about the 60;s bores me to tears.....

 

[The Infidel]

Texas Ranger...with a walker. The dye job on the beard is really getting hilarious.