Christmas Songs to Ban

I hope you imagine it all day, and singing "Santa Baby" in Southern baby talk, too!


:rofl:

Santa Baby makes Santa go.....Ho....Ho....Ho

Santa is no pedo!

Then what's with all the elves?
Who is he? Michael Jackson?

Elves aren't children! They are elves!

Child surrogates

Well, we can see where your mind is, thinking that Santa is molesting his elves. :tongue-44: Santa would never do any such thing.
 
OK....Let me be the Grinch here

I hate any Christmas song sung by small children. I get it....they are cute
But they can't sing for shit
 
OK....Let me be the Grinch here

I hate any Christmas song sung by small children. I get it....they are cute
But they can't sing for shit

Well sure, if you are talking about your local Christmas pageants. Some kids can sing quite well though. Some are even professionally trained singers.

I used to hate those things

Isn't this cute? We are going to have your kids sing for you
The kids screech and sing over each other

Like fingernails on a blackboard
 
OK....Let me be the Grinch here

I hate any Christmas song sung by small children. I get it....they are cute
But they can't sing for shit

Well sure, if you are talking about your local Christmas pageants. Some kids can sing quite well though. Some are even professionally trained singers.

I used to hate those things

Isn't this cute? We are going to have your kids sing for you
The kids screech and sing over each other

Like fingernails on a blackboard

Carol of the Bells is a good Christmas song that is sung by children a lot of the time. These kids sound great. This is a children's choir though. Your local school Christmas pageant is full of kids who can't sing at all. Lol!

 
OK....Let me be the Grinch here

I hate any Christmas song sung by small children. I get it....they are cute
But they can't sing for shit

Well sure, if you are talking about your local Christmas pageants. Some kids can sing quite well though. Some are even professionally trained singers.

I used to hate those things

Isn't this cute? We are going to have your kids sing for you
The kids screech and sing over each other

Like fingernails on a blackboard

Carol of the Bells is a good Christmas song that is sung by children a lot of the time. These kids sound great. This is a children's choir though. Your local school Christmas pageant is full of kids who can't sing at all. Lol!



Works for me

Get the little darlings to sing like that choir before you inflict them on parents
I know my kids can't sing....no reason to inflict them on others
 
I love Carol of the Bells. It is such a beautiful song.

Marilyn Monroe, Santa Baby, Southern Drawl.

Merry Christmas! :)

Merry Hillbilly Christmas!

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