Christmas decor overkill

[MaggieMae]

 

[RadiomanATL]

Santa is giving mustache rides!!

 

[MaggieMae]

Santa is giving mustache rides!!

With the lid up, it must look like he just swallowed an ass.

 

[Blagger]

The only conclusion I can draw from these gaudy beacons of deplorable taste is that they serve as a reminder to Santa Claus not to forget them on his journey. This is because the occupants of these ostentatious nightmares had poor parents who spent their money on alcohol and lottery tickets, instead of presents of any value for their children. So, in adult life, after being so monstrously let down by an absent minded Father Christmas, they unveil the landing lights in the hope that Dasher and Prancer will spot them from on high.

*****.

 

[Sheldon]

Gives new meaning to sitting on Santa and asking for a gift.

 

[Blagger]

Gives new meaning to sitting on Santa and asking for a gift.

Shitting, surely?

 

[goldcatt]

Does it light up and play "Jingle Bells"?

 

[Sherry]

That makes me want to toss my cookies.

 

[RadiomanATL]

That makes me want to toss my cookies.

Not your salad?

 

[Sherry]

That makes me want to toss my cookies.

Not your salad?

Careful, or I'll whip out my tongs.

 

[Blagger]

That makes me want to toss my cookies.

Not your salad?

Careful, or I'll whip out my tongs.

What's this, innuendo at fifty paces?

 

[Big Black Dog]

The only conclusion I can draw from these gaudy beacons of deplorable taste is that they serve as a reminder to Santa Claus not to forget them on his journey. This is because the occupants of these ostentatious nightmares had poor parents who spent their money on alcohol and lottery tickets, instead of presents of any value for their children. So, in adult life, after being so monstrously let down by an absent minded Father Christmas, they unveil the landing lights in the hope that Dasher and Prancer will spot them from on high.

*****.

My whole retirement fund is centered around the lottery... Let's not judge hastily.

 

[JW Frogen]

*****.

Some one has been watching a Deadwood marathon.

 

[DiveCon]

holy crap
i hope they dont sell many of those

 

[JW Frogen]

Shitting on Santa's face is all part of the holiday season in Germany.

 

[Sherry]

 

[uscitizen]

Does Santa have a potty in his sled?
Does he even poop?

 

[MaggieMae]

There's at least some humor there.

 

[MaggieMae]

Does Santa have a potty in his sled?
Does he even poop?

I expect the answer is both. Santa is a liberal, what with all those giveaways, and only Democrats poop. Republicans don't. And even if they did, it wouldn't smell.

 

[DiveCon]

Does Santa have a potty in his sled?
Does he even poop?

I expect the answer is both. Santa is a liberal, what with all those giveaways, and only Democrats poop. Republicans don't. And even if they did, it wouldn't smell.

sorry, Santa gives out of his own
democrats only do it when its someone elses
LOL