Christmas Cookies.....OWS style.

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    Let's break this down to grade school level for the left-wing twits here...

    Let's say some grade school kids for Christmas were baking cookies in school, some home economics course.

    Some lazy kids didn't want to do the work making cookies or didn't take it seriously so they ended up with few good cookies or no cookies.

    Some kids excelled and made extra cookies, even kept baking them during recess while the lazy kids were out beating each other up on the playground.

    Some kids were smart and had their parents buy them cookies to bring to class.

    So in the afternoon when they had their Christmas party the kids that brought extra cookies or worked hard making extra cookies were told to fork over their cookies for the lazy/dumb kids that screwed around all morning.....because it just isn't fair some kids had 5-6 cookies to eat compared to others with 1-2 cookies.
     
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    Christmas-cookie-metaphor FAIL
     
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    swing anda miss
     
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    We understand you're the one that ate the cookie dough, barfed it up during recess then came back and stole cookies from other kids at the party....but then played the race card when the teacher scolded you. :eusa_whistle:

    Your mom then threatened a lawsuit against the teacher and the school for bothering you. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton protested at the school until cookies were given to them.

     
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    Do they still teach Home Ec in schools?
     
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    ....and you fell off the monkey bars at recess and the nurse got you cookies because you burned your cookies in the oven due to falling on your head too many times.

     
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    Don't you libs know?

    It's not violent and competitive like PE class, so I doubt it is gone.

     
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    Apparently you did as well. Because you seem to have forgotten who runs the schools. :lol:
     
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    Who runs the schools?

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hgq4w4dqKsU]who run barter town - YouTube[/ame]

     
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    Actually, he was pretty much spot on. He just forgot to mention the ACLU stepping in and trying to force the issue.
     
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