China Names New Condom After Bill & Monica

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    This one fell right into my lap had to post...No pun here peanut gallery!!!! LOL

    Tuesday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT
    China Names Condom for Bill Clinton

    http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/...bonnier77@excite.com&l=422279_HTML&u=32450837
     
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    nothing wrong with a good cigar now and then. cept maybe lip cancer? :teeth:
     
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    Brings back memories of the greatest lyric contest EVER:

    Third place:

    There once was a gal named Lewinsky
    Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
    'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
    On this flute made of beef
    That stole the front page from Kaczynski.


    Second place:

    Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
    We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
    Since you made such a mess,
    Use the hem of your dress
    And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.


    And the winning entry:

    Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
    What Kaczynski must surely have known:
    That an intern is better
    Than a bomb in a letter
    When deciding how best to be blown.
     

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