Chili Cook-Off

[Nienna]

It's the annual chili cook-off at church. My husband is stewing and brewing in the kitchen. Except... "Honey! Where is that garlic pusher? Can you push me one club of garlic?"

I would help the poor man, but I'm a judge!

 

[Shattered]

Club of garlic?

 

[Mr. P]

Club of garlic?

Some men shouldn't go near a kitchen!

 

[Shattered]

Some men shouldn't go near a kitchen!

Unfortunately, those are the ones that think they make the best cooks.

 

[Nienna]

"Hooonneeeyy! Where's the koomin?"
"I think this might be the best chili I've ever made."

 

[Mr. P]

"Hooonneeeyy! Where's the koomin?"
"I think this might be the best chili I've ever made."

Ya know what he whants don't ya?

The "Get out I'll do it" line...

 

[Mr. P]

Unfortunately, those are the ones that think they make the best cooks.

YEP! and the say so, too! :tng:

 

[Nienna]

It's so cute to watch, really. He's so happy in there, rummaging through cabinets, mispronouncing the names of spices. I think he's really proud of HIS chili.

P.S. My recipe card is propped up by the stove. Otherwise, I don't think he would have known there was such a thing as "koomin" in the whole wide world!

 

[Shattered]

I can't use a recipe for things like chili.. It has to be made strictly by taste.. Therefore, I could never enter a contest..

"What's your recipe consist of?"

"Some stuff."

 

[Mr. P]

It's so cute to watch, really. He's so happy in there, rummaging through cabinets, mispronouncing the names of spices. I think he's really proud of HIS chili.

P.S. My recipe card is propped up by the stove. Otherwise, I don't think he would have known there was such a thing as "koomin" in the whole wide world!

Make em suffer, MOM!! Make em suffer!!!

 

[Nienna]

I can't use a recipe for things like chili.. It has to be made strictly by taste.. Therefore, I could never enter a contest..

"What's your recipe consist of?"

"Some stuff."

I use a recipe as a starting point. I usually throw in a little of "this and that" depending on how I feel.

 

[Nienna]

Last one, and then I'll stop making fun of him. He is my husband, after all...
"Hey, Honey? Is CayAnne pepper hot?"

 

[The ClayTaurus]

Last one, and then I'll stop making fun of him. He is my husband, after all...
"Hey, Honey? Is CayAnne pepper hot?"

Wow
That poor man.

 

[Mr. P]

Last one, and then I'll stop making fun of him. He is my husband, after all...
"Hey, Honey? Is CayAnne pepper hot?"

Say "no add alot, dear!"


EDIT: Better yet.."taste a teaspoon full an check".

 

[Shattered]

"No, honey.. It's very mild, but offers good color!"

 

[Shattered]

Say "no add alot, dear!"

D'oh! Timing.

 

[Mr. P]

D'oh! Timing.

We got er down, don't we?

 

[Shattered]

We got er down, don't we?

Some things never change.

 

[Nienna]

Say "no add alot, dear!"


EDIT: Better yet.."taste a teaspoon full an check".

"No, honey.. It's very mild, but offers good color!"

LOL! You guys are cruel!

 

[Shattered]

LOL! You guys are cruel!

That's what boys who have no business playin in a kitchen get.