Chicken Joke!

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    John was in the fertilized egg business.

    He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,'
    and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

    He kept records, and any rooster not performing
    went into the soup pot and was replaced.


    This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells
    and attached them to his roosters.

    Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,
    which rooster was performing.

    Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report
    by just listening to the bells.


    John's favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen,
    but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

    When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy
    chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters
    coming, could run for cover.

    To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't
    ring.
    He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

    John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
    and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
    The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece
    Prize
    but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

    Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.
    Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the
    most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking
    up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

    Vote carefully next year,
    the bells are not always audible.
     
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