Chicago Gang Leaders Want Jobs!! This is TOO FUNNY!

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    OK Mr Wallace "Gator" Bradley. What are your qualifications to work at McDonald's?

    Have you ever used a broom before?

    Scrubbed toilets?

    Fried french fries?

    Flipped a burger?

    "Oh naw MAN! I wanna be Mayor of Chicago!":cuckoo:
     
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    What's even funnier...they're complaining that the police are "threatening" them with racketeering charges if people committing crimes can be traced back to them, and the gang leaders are saying it's the fault of da man that they're violent, and they want jobs and "contracts" (like hit man contracts? What the hell sort of contracts do they want?) and no more mean policemen shadowing them.

    What a joke. It would be worth it to shut down welfare for a few years so the welfare queens go after these douchebags to pay their child support....
     
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    In the meantime, let's just send Obama to them. He can fix it. He's fixed everything else, according to a couple of deluded lefties on here.
     
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    They want goverment jobs, like maybe "Chief of de Pole ezz" or Postal Inspector.
     
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    LMAO, i dont care what job they are given. After the first week of having to show up on time, in appropriate clothing, have to, OMG, WORK and do what they are told to do, only 2 breaks and a half hour lunch, no cell phone calls, no texting..they will quit! Why? Because its to much work or its to hard.
     
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    ...I'm having a hard time grasping why people turning from a life of crime by getting a real job is a bad thing.
     
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    It would be a great thing, but what we are talking about here is a bunch of Criminals Demanding that we give them jobs and contracts despite the fact that they are worthless criminals.

    There used to be a time in this country where you earned things, not people want to be given them.
     
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    I don't see them "demanding" jobs. I see them saying that they want to work instead of killing each other. To me, that sounds pretty reasonable.
     
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    And what pray tell are they qualified to do? If you haven't caught on yet there are thousands of non criminals who are out of work and need jobs. In my world if there are jobs on for the taking/wanting or on "demand" then the hard working law abiding citizens of this country should be given them first.

    The thugs need to take a number and get in line like everyone else. Or do you suggest they thug their way into jobs.
     
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    So you're saying that they should keep killing each other and selling drugs, and leave the jobs to "hard working law abiding citizens"?
     

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