CG Cutters Accidentally Equipped With Harpoon Launchers

[longknife]

by Jay-B @ The Duffel Blog CG Cutters Accidentally Equipped With Harpoon Launchers | The Duffel Blog

WASHINGTON, DC – The Coast Guard’s latest bid for relevance was hit with a serious blow today, as it was revealed that the landmark program to upgrade Hamilton-class High Endurance Cutters with Harpoon anti-ship missiles accidentally supplied harpoon launchers suitable only for whaling. The program was launched in secret last year as problems with the […

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Judge for yourselves.

 

[Mushroom]

by Jay-B @ The Duffel Blog CG Cutters Accidentally Equipped With Harpoon Launchers | The Duffel Blog

Judge for yourselves.

Duffleblog is a military humor site. Not a single posting there is to be taken seriously, it is all for the sake of humor.

FORT BLISS, TX – A change of command ceremony recently ended in a disgusting and repulsive mess of semen and fecal matter, sources at Fort Bliss confirmed today.

Over two hundred soldiers were present and forced to stand in formation for several hours while multiple officers talked incessantly about how amazing they all were. What they didn’t expect was their day of extraordinary fun would end in a flurry of sodomy.

Change Of Command Ceremony Dissolves Into Giant Orgy | The Duffel Blog

 

[JWBooth]

The puddle pirates and their search for relevancy...now thats funny.

 

[SteadyMercury]

What 'shroom said.

We don't put harpoons on any new ships anymore.

 

[whitehall]

Get out, it must be a joke right? The DOD couldn't have purchased whale killing harpoons when they thought they were buying missiles. Tell me the feds aren't that stupid.

 

[Mad Scientist]

I love the Duffle Blog! It's "The Onion" with a Military slant!

 

[Politico]

longs other main news source is the onion.