Cetaceans for Obama!

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    PeTA is suing Sea World for "enslaving" Killer Whales in their shows. They are trying to use the Constitution's abolishment of slavery as the basis of their argument.

    ACORN is getting interested, because as soon as the whales are given legal status they will sign them up to vote in the General election.

    Ok, here comes the punch line....

    Od course the whales will all be Democrats, like all democrats, they don't have a leg to stand on.
     
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    But whales are only partially black.
    And some are white.
     
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    Humpback whales should be censored.
     
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    keep in mind, these are the loons that got pissed at big 0 for killing a fly on tv and sent him a fly stunner.
     
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    Right whales would skew the curve...
     
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    Actually, some whales DO have vestigial legs.

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    Now, why would GOD put vestigial limbs in a WATER animal he made?
    Hmmmmmmm.
    Sounds an awfully lot like that other prank he pulled, burying dinosaur bones for us to find.
     
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    ... and smarter than quite a few people on the board!
     
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    ...and lets not even get started with the sperm whales. :eusa_hand:
     
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    Obviously whales need the right to legally marry.
     

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