Census question...

Got my census thing in the mail today. Why do they want to know the size of my penis?:eek:

They normally don't, but apparently someone notified them that yours may be under the minimum size required to retain citizenship.

A scorned ex, maybe?

You might want to consider Extenze pills. I hear small penis deportees get sent to very undesirable countries. The US frowns upon a tiny penis, because you're basically useless to society.

Better get on that.
 
That lady from the census bureau came by today and measured it herself. She says I should be counted twice!!!!:eusa_whistle:
 

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