Two women are walking home after a girlie night out. They are rather intoxicated and as a result the walk home is taking some time. Eventually, they find themselves desperate for a pee. At that particular moment, they are passing a church and decide to go behind the headstones in the graveyard. As they finish they both realise they have nothing to "freshen up" with so the first woman decides to use her panties and then throw them away. The second woman is wearing very expensive underwear and is reluctant to lose them, when she notices a new grave nearby with lots of fresh flowers, amongst which is a very lavish bouquet with a thick soft ribbon. "Just the job!" she decides and without another thought, duly drags the bouquet over and uses the ribbon to dry herself. Their task is completed, the women continue staggering home. Next morning, the husband of the first woman phones the husband of the second. "We need to keep eye on our wives. Mine came home with no panties on last night". "You think you've got problems" exclaims the second husband. "My wife came home last night with a card stuck up her bum that said, "We'll Never Forget You - From All the lads at Arborfield Garrison"