Carson channels Homer Simpson

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    The guy shoved the gun into his ribs and said "Is someone at the door?"

    Carson said "No, those are my knees PLZ DONT KILT MEE"
     
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    I only hope this election provides moments like the fox news anchor melt down when the POTUS was re-elected. So far the repubs have some characters that will provide lots of humor.
     
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    Carson would only make a good neurosurgeon and uncle tom.
     
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    This is their guy...Almost shanks someone in school, leaves a spong in a lady's brain space then when confronted with danger pointed at the other guy.

    Strong leader right there
     
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    Actually, you can.
    And did.

    Once again, the situations were very different.

    I know it takes a bit of common-sense.....failing that, at least the ability to think logically, to know that these two situations are totally different.

    I haven't even gotten into the validity of the report you claim shows Ben Carson's cowardice. But until the truth comes out, we can just argue over what little information that is available.
     
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    Yep....and yet you support Trayvon Martin and Micheal Brown.

    Two thugs that never made anything of themselves.
     
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    When did they run for POTUS or even cub scout leader? Logical fallacy.
     
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    Cowerdice? He helped the gunman! Helped him point it at the right person!

    And you want this man as President?! :eek:
     
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    Cannot imagine how you are going to turn this into one of your anti Obama rants. Actually, it will be easy. "Speaking of Black men in politics, Obama is....
     
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    Yeah, those 2 guys are running for POTUS!
     

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