Caring for Pets Left Behind by the Rapture

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    Caring for Pets Left Behind by the Rapture
    For a fee, this service will place your dog or cat in the home of a caring atheist on Judgment Day

    Many people in the U.S.—perhaps 20 million to 40 million—believe there will be a Second Coming in their lifetimes, followed by the Rapture . In this event, they say, the righteous will be spirited away to a better place while the godless remain on Earth. But what will become of all the pets?

    Bart Centre, 61, a retired retail executive in New Hampshire, says many people are troubled by this question, and he wants to help. He started a service called Eternal Earth-Bound Pets that promises to rescue and care for animals left behind by the saved.
     
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    Why would anyone want to go to heaven if they don't allow pets there?
     
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    If it does happen, I will gladly take some pets. :D
    I will need something to eat. ;)
     
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    This man is a genius.
     
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    That website is surreal.
     
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    forgot about this site. it is full of so much win.
     
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    "# If subscriber loses his/her faith and/or the Rapture occurs and subscriber is not Raptured (aka is "left behind") EE-BP disclaims any liability; no refund will be tendered. "

    bwhahaha
     
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    Taking money from rapture believers should be encouraged. They won't need it anyway
     
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    He sure is and he set up shop in the right place.:clap2:
    Only a totally stupid 'Murkin would sign up for it.:cuckoo:

    He'll be richer than Gates in a year !:eusa_angel:
     
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    And then some. Why don't I ever think of these things first? sigh
     

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