Car wash blues...

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Birds are terrorists.

They'd burn your Bibles, too, except they don't have opposable thumbs to flick their Bics.

This thread reminds me of the joke that circulated after the stock market crash of the late 80s.

Q: What is the difference between a Yuppie and a pigeon?

A: A pigeon can STILL put a deposit on a new BMW.
 
Wash your car?

I have a black 2010 Chevy Avalanche LTZ. I just picked it up this morning from being detailed and it was shining like a new dime. It looked really sharp. On the way home, a bird pooped right on the hood! Bastard bird...
 
If you think pigeons are bad, try keeping your boat in a mooring field.

The seagulls walk around in the muck at low tide looking for crabs and shellfish which they then proceed to drop on your boat from up high to break open. Then they land on your boat to eat their catch and then hang out and shit all over.

So you're left with a nice combination of mud, broken shells, and seagull shit to clean up.
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLKhUnl_yhc]YouTube - Jim Croce - Workin' At The Car Wash Blues (Live) [remastered 16:9][/ame]
 

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