Canadians open arms to Americans

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    Don't let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out!

    http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/americas/11/15/canadian.welcome.ap/index.html



    SEATTLE, Washington (AP) -- Rudi Kischer wants to help those Americans who have the post-election blues after U.S. President George W. Bush's second-term victory.

    The Vancouver, British Columbia, immigration lawyer plans seminars in three U.S. cities -- Seattle, San Francisco and Los Angeles -- to tell Americans frustrated with Bush's re-election that the grass is greener north of the border.

    And that's not just an allusion to Canada's lenient marijuana laws.

    "We started last year getting a lot of calls from Americans dissatisfied with the way the country is going," Kischer says. "Then after the election, it's been crazy up here. The Canadian immigration Web site had 115,000 hits the day after the election -- from the U.S. alone. We usually only get 20,000 hits."

    There was so much interest that a Vancouver-based Internet company, Communicopia, set up a new Web site this month -- www.canadianalternative.com -- to suggest Canada as a viable option for its American clients, including anyone concerned about constitutional bans on gay marriage passed in 11 U.S. states this month.

    "We invite you to get to know Canada," the site says. "Explore the richness and diversity of our regions. And find out why Canada is the perfect alternative for conscientious, forward-thinking Americans."

    Another Web site urges Canadians: "Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism."

    Canada suddenly has utopian appeal for many left-leaning Americans. Its universal health care, gay rights, abortion rights, gun-control laws, drug laws, opposition to the Iraq war, ban on capital punishment and ethnic diversity mirror many values of the American left.

    Immigrants, including an estimated 1 million Americans, make up nearly 20 percent of Canada's population. The United Nations named Toronto the world's most multicultural city.

    And, as Michael Moore pointed out in "Bowling for Columbine" -- required viewing for many lefties -- in Canada there's apparently no reason to lock your door.

    On the other hand, it's cold. The baseball's not very good -- so long, Expos. And the taxes are higher, eh?

    But, as one American who has his bags nearly packed likes to say, at least the taxes go toward good causes.

    "I just like their way of life a lot better, and with everything the Bush administration has done -- for the American people to give him their seal of approval, it's basically the last straw," says Ralph Appoldt, a resident of Portland, in Oregon, a state that narrowly supported Democrat John Kerry for president.

    "Canada's basic population is much more intelligent, polite and civilized,"Appoldt said. "I like their way of government a lot better. Their tax dollars go to helping those who need it, instead of funneling money back up to the wealthy and feeding this huge military-industrial machine."

    Appoldt, 50, a sales manager, and his wife, a nurse, figure that selling their house and getting their immigration approved could take more than a year. But they're moving, they insist. They've already hired Kischer to help them.

    Though he may see a good business opportunity following the election, Kischer has no illusions of a mass American exodus to Canada.

    Americans have to follow the same procedures as everybody else -- including the $500 (387 euro) application fee, the $975 (755 euro) landing tax, and the wait of six months to two years.

    He only expects about 100 people at each of the how-to-move-to-Canada seminars, all scheduled in Democratic-leaning areas -- December 4 in Seattle, December 5 in Los Angeles and December 6 in San Francisco.

    Nancy Bray, a spokeswoman for Citizenship and Immigration Canada, said her agency's Web site received 261,000 hits from the United States in the two days following the election, but it'll be many months before officials can guess how many of them were serious.

    "Our interest, our goal, is to attract the best possible immigrants," Bray says. "If there's a lot of publicity about our country, that's to our benefit. But we're not interested in people's political leanings or political dissatisfaction."

    Jason Mogus, Communicopia's chief executive, said that while his company wanted to help interested Americans, moving to Canada should be plan B.

    "We strongly encourage Americans to stay and build a culture in line with their values," Mogus said. "In other words, stay and fight."
     
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    The fewer looney tree-huggers there are, the better. Think about it...if they leave, there will be fewer people to vote liberals into office. Fewer liberals to run for office. They are giving up...ad it's about time. This country will be much better without their 1984-esque mentality. Conservatives will take over completely, and the US will get it's sanity back 10 times faster.
     
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    Canada can take all the American liberals it wants. Just a warning: Liberals take a while to become housebroken. Any reduction to benefites, no matter how slight, to save your welfare-state from bankruptcy due to the heavy influx of liberals who are used to feeding off the teat of Government and doing nothing in return, will result in mass protests and riots.

    Oh and another thing. You new pet Liberals will likely become homesick and want to run back home after a while, after realizing they made a ras decision after reading too much Micheal Moore. Do not let them. This is perfectly normal in a new pet. Just do not let them go.
     
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    They also require a lot of government supervision and guidance, and government financial support. Just like animals, they don't give anything back financially (you being more wealthy than they, will be expected to foot the bills), but they do provide many years of entertainment. They entertain you by telling you how THEY think government should be run, how wealthier people do not deserve the money they earn, etc. If you happen to get a celebrity, they are the best ones yet. They have no real life experience living in the wild (real world), yet proceed to tell you how life really is, and what every day people go through, and how their money is spent, etc. You can tell a celebrity liberal breed from the non-celebrity breed. Celebrities are dressed up in clothes that cost more than the average person makes in a year. Then they proceed to tell you that you are stupid, and expect to win your vote that way. They are actually less intelligent, but given their current jobs, they can be trained much easier, however, don't expect them to cooperate unless their food and drink is imported, and cooked just how they like it. The also require more luxurious transportation. They will preach about the average American and their gas guzzling SUV's, yet will get to their destinations via private jet or limosine (they get maybe 8-10mpg). Be prepared to be called stupid, and still be expected to support their current project.

    They require people to make decisions for them, because as you say in John Kerry, they can't stick with one side or the other. They like to jump fences if the political strategy requires it. This can be taken care of with barbed wire or high voltage electric fence. But be warned, they aren't very bright when they are cornered, and will keep trying the electric fence, even though it has shocked them the last 100 times. They think that maybe 101st time will not shock them, even though they have no evidence on that, and don't seem to learn from their mistakes.

    ** Ya know what we should all do...come up with a website (or even a book)for Canadians (and other liberal-prone countries) for the "Liberal Ownership Manual" or something. We could go on and on with this stuff...and I am sure it would sell!
     

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