Can you get your teacher fired?

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    My literature teacher gave a homework to write an essay about whether women and men can be friends. I can't believe that I actually sat down and started thinking of what to write. How can I get her fired before her next homework will be like how fast shall every male student ask for gender reassignment surgery? What can one do under such educational obligation?
     
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    I regret performing clickage on this thread.
     
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    So, are you pretending not to be that teacher? :)
     
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    anotherlife apparently needs a real life.

    Write to the assignment, weirdo.
     
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    The underlying problem in gender relations is that each is fairly predatory upon the other. So the thesis question is valid.

    Speak to that in your essay.

    Intro, body, conclusion for your paragraphs.

    Subject, verb, predicate in your sentences.

    Subject/verb agreement.

    Good spelling.

    Good logic.

    Facts followed by logical conclusions.
     
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    That's hilarious. Are you in high school?

    Does the teacher strike you as a progressive OR a Christian?
     
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    Bring your dildo to class, hide it in her desk. Then during class, ask to go to the rest room and instead go to the office and tell the principal that your teacher has a dildo in her desk and that you're afraid she will use it on you again after class.
     
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    Intro, middle body, conclusion with emphasis for each of your paragraphs and essay adding emphasis to your conclusion

    unity, continuity, emphasis of thesis

    semantics, diction, syntax

    go for it
     
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    But I don't want to, the assignment is totally stupid, and I hate her.
     

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