Can God make a pizza so large, that he couldn't eat it?

[elvis]

Discuss.

 

[boedicca]

And if he could, does that mean he gets it For Free?

 

[elvis]

considering there's no such thing as a free pizza....

another problem has been created.

 

[hortysir]

Would it still be just $10 at Pizza Hutt?

 

[Cal]

 

[boedicca]

Big Pie in the Sky Carnivore Challenge!

Two People, 11 lbs Carnivore Pizza, One hour to eat it all.

$50 to try…$250 cash if you win.
If you would like to schedule a challenge call Big Pie in the Sky at 770-420-8883. Typically they are scheduled at 3:30 and 8:30 Monday – Thursday

The Rules of the Challenge.

1. You must eat the entire pizza in under one hour.
2. You cannot throw up, and if you do, you are responsible for the cleanup! If you are going to throw up, do it outside, in the trash can, or make it to the bathroom.
3. You cannot leave the table once you start the time, you can stand up walk around and let your food settle, but you cannot leave the general vicinity.
4. If we catch you violating the rules you will be immediately disqualified. The rules are very firm and we do enforce them!

Carnivore Challenge


Proof that God is Real and Not A Vegetarian!

 

[Trajan]

I bet he hates anchovies too...

 

[boedicca]

Indeed. No Dead Fish On Pizza.

(chopped up anchovies in Caesar salad dressing is delish, however.)

 

[random3434]

Discuss.

I think Newbarf will tell you that a giant pizza is the sign of end times, and you know that he would be right.

 

[Trajan]

Brooklyn pizza....god came, he made, he left and we tried and got it right...

 

[elvis]

Isn't New York pizza thin?

 

[Trajan]

Isn't New York pizza thin?

yes it is...don't say it dude....

 

[elvis]

Isn't New York pizza thin?

yes it is...don't say it dude....

it

 

[Trajan]

okay then...I thought you were going to bust out the ...well you know...the heathen pizza.

 

[elvis]

okay then...I thought you were going to bust out the ...well you know...the heathen pizza.

no. was thinking God might choose Chicago deep-dish.

 

[Trajan]

okay then...I thought you were going to bust out the ...well you know...the heathen pizza.

no. was thinking God might choose Chicago deep-dish.

uh huh and there ya go. you see, if god would have wanted a deep dish pizza he would have made it that way.....

Behold......

 

[Zoom-boing]

Rumor has it that God prefers fish.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Hawaiian pizza.

pineapple and ham on a thin crust. Sounded gross when I first heard of it. Oh, little did I know what I was missing with this processed food culinary delight.

 

[Zoom-boing]

OMG Radio is going to ddddie eatin' teh processed foodz!

 

[RadiomanATL]

OMG Radio is going to ddddie eatin' teh processed foodz!

With teh CANSER!