Can God make a pizza so large, that he couldn't eat it?

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    Discuss.
     
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    And if he could, does that mean he gets it For Free?
     
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    considering there's no such thing as a free pizza....

    another problem has been created.
     
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    Would it still be just $10 at Pizza Hutt?
     
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    Big Pie in the Sky Carnivore Challenge!

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    I bet he hates anchovies too...
     
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    Indeed. No Dead Fish On Pizza.

    (chopped up anchovies in Caesar salad dressing is delish, however.)
     
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    I think Newbarf will tell you that a giant pizza is the sign of end times, and you know that he would be right.
     
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    Brooklyn pizza....god came, he made, he left and we tried and got it right...
     

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