can anyone improve this French terror alert system

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    Le French Systeme de Terror Del ’alert
    By les order de Monsieur René Artois, Minister de running like Le chicken, Nouvion distrique

    Le Codé Jaune
    We surendeur to Le Germans because Le Americans won’t die for France either.

    Le Codé Rouge
    Coco is out of fabrique, Monsieur Goering wants a new dress and Le British won’t die for France.

    Le Codé Rose
    We are out of Vichy Water and les Champaign and Le Germans are coming.

    Le Codé Violette
    We are out of Vichy Water and we are running low on les Champaign.

    Le Codé bleu clair
    We are running low on Vichy Water
     

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