My piano tacher had a run-in with the head mistress who is also a piano teacher. My teacher told her that her student can't play Chopin's Polonaise Op 22, because I will and because the other student is too fat to keep up with this piece. (I am skinny, but the head mistress is a very fat woman, so I am sure this pissed the head mistress off pretty well.) Then the head mistress told me that I be plagued with fat girlfriends forever. I don't want my GF to get fat, and I really don't want this curse. Do you think that curses exist? And if they do, then what do I do to stop them?