Call to outlaw sporks

Discussion in 'Political Satire' started by Ernie S., Apr 24, 2013.

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    That picture makes me want to puke.
     
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    Coming soon to a theatre near you...

    The Outlaw Josey Sporks.
     
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    This makes me miss the 80s. Back then, everyone was worried about Cocaine Abuse, which made McDonald's get rid of the eensy beensy coffee spoons.

    But at least people were skinny due to being wired on coke instead of being morbidly obese.
     
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    Maybe our government should quit Pushing Food Stamps that are used to buy CRAP PROCESSED CORPORATE CRONY FOOD STUFFS.
     
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    Spork it to me, baby.
     
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    Nuff sed...

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    That would be a sporum. And you can't call a meeting to order without a sporum.

    Of course if there were a sporum and nobody posted, it would have a low sporum count. [​IMG]

    Sporum, sporum, sporum, sporum, sporum, sporum, sporum, baked beans and sporum?

    (@ Mr H: )

    Also Spork Zarathustra...?


    Spork now or forever hold your piece -- with your knife?


    How do you make a spork electric?
    -- Attach a spork plug.

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    Going international.

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