Call to outlaw sporks

Discussion in 'Political Satire' started by Ernie S., Apr 24, 2013.

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    I mean that in the most respectful way.:eusa_whistle:
     
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    The whole point is that sporks lead to obesity because suet loving chicken wing reactionaries can consume more calories without changing utensils.

    Think of the children!
     
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    If you identify something beforehand as satire, it doesn't really count
     
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    of course it does. are you actually suggesting satire must be discovered after the fact?

    please educate yourself on satire. thank you.
     
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    To fully appreciate satire, it must be spontaneous
     
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    no, not at all. hence why the onion is such a popular website. many people, if they are unaware it is satire, will not appreciate the content. i know you've seen people suckered by onion articles, same holds true for any satire.

    satire is best enjoyed when you know it is satire.
     
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    Well yes, but in the case of this thread, it was moved to the Rubber Room for lack of an appropriate place.
    I originally put it in firearms... borderline, at best. Had there been a specific 2nd Amendment forum, it could have stayed there, I suppose.
     
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    Did you consider the food forum?
     
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    A young lady I know got a 1-week suspension in high school for possessing a spork.

    Well, okay, she took it a little farther. A teacher told her to get rid of it, and she replied by frantically jabbing herself in the chest with it and yelling "SEE! I'M NOT DYING! IT'S NOT A DANGEROUS WEAPON!". The teacher had no sense of humor.

    All the grownups she knew laughed about it. We told her to enjoy her vacation from school.
     

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