Call of the day....

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    I hate political cold calls..... and today was a great one.


    "Hello"

    "Is dis the Illinois welfare depart?"

    "No, you have the wrong number"

    "But I need a check, is dis the illionis welfare department"

    :wtf:



    yes..... ill consider that my political cold call for today.:mad:
     
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    Have you seen the "obamaphone" video?

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax-2i71bqGw]GOT OBAMA PHONE - Remix - #ObamaPhone - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    Should have said, "Oh, sorry, I thought that was my cell phone. Yes, this is the Illinois Welfare Department. We have a new program in place. Just go to your local Democratic Party Headquarters. They have the checks there."
     
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    I never answer my phone with "hello". That's the word that triggers the auto-pickup.

    I say my first name, and when there's dead silence I know it's a telemarketer, etc.
    So I hangs up.
     
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    no shit!!! Are you serious!!!

    *smacks head*

     
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    That tet anus shot must be working. That's French for head butt.
     

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