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    Californians

    So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:



    1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

    2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

    3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

    4. Your child's 3rd - grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.

    5. You can't remember is pot illegal?

    6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

    7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

    8. You can't remember . is pot illegal?

    9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

    10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

    11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

    12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

    13. You can't remember is pot illegal?

    14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station:
    "STORM WATCH."

    15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

    16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

    17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

    18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

    19. The Terminator is your governor.

    20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license.


    If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.
     
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    I find this most offensive! I'm from California and there is a general misrepresentation of how we live out here. You all are just jealous that you have to take an airplane to see a movie star!

    Yup.
     
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    Relax. This is the humor section. :)
     
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    Because movies stars rule the world and all... :rolleyes:
     
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    if this offends you you must be from southern california......as they say...the difference between yougurt and LA is yougurt is a living culture

     
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    and the redneck, hillbillly, and texan jokes arent? well arent for the most part?

    damn i gotta get here more often. there are more and more people with 24/7 freak hats all the time
     
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    I would take an airplane to avoid seeing most movie stars...unless they're hot chicks, but I live in the South, where those practically fall from the sky.
     
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    Indeed they do.
     

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