Calif. Man Sues BMW For Persistent Erection

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The lawsuits in this country just keep getting more ludicrous with each passing day. This man should have to compensate BMW for any costs incurred having to respond to this nonsense and then he should spend a week or two in jail for abusing our legal system.

SAN FRANCISCO (WWJ) - BMW North America has probably had to deal with plenty of unusual lawsuits, but one filed last week may be a first — a California man says the seat on his motorcycle has given him an erection he just can’t shake.

Henry Wolf of California is suing BMW America and aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific claiming his issue began after a four-hour ride on his 1993 BMW motorcycle, with a ridge like seat. Wolf is seeking compensation for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and what he calls “general damage.”

He said he’s had the erection non-stop for 20 months. And it comes with another side effect: The lawsuit says Wolf is “now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”

Calif. Man Sues BMW For Persistent Erection « CBS Detroit
 
The lawsuits in this country just keep getting more ludicrous with each passing day. This man should have to compensate BMW for any costs incurred having to respond to this nonsense and then he should spend a week or two in jail for abusing our legal system.

SAN FRANCISCO (WWJ) - BMW North America has probably had to deal with plenty of unusual lawsuits, but one filed last week may be a first — a California man says the seat on his motorcycle has given him an erection he just can’t shake.

Henry Wolf of California is suing BMW America and aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific claiming his issue began after a four-hour ride on his 1993 BMW motorcycle, with a ridge like seat. Wolf is seeking compensation for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and what he calls “general damage.”

He said he’s had the erection non-stop for 20 months. And it comes with another side effect: The lawsuit says Wolf is “now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”

Calif. Man Sues BMW For Persistent Erection « CBS Detroit

BMW should try settling this out of court. My suggestion is that they offer to pay for this man's penectomy. It would resolve his persistent erection problem.
 

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