Bush is going to kill Sean Penn

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    http://thetrack.bostonherald.com/moreTrack/view.bg?articleid=120949

    Shut and smoke!
    By Inside Track
    Thursday, January 12, 2006



    Although politically overactive actor Sean Penn has not stepped into battle, the country’s involvement in Iraq is going to slowly kill him.

    The Oscar winner told the audience at an anti-war forum hosted by the Progressive Democrats of America in Sacramento, Calif. the other night that the stress of living under the Bush administration is making it impossible for him to quit smoking, the PDA’s Web site reported.

    Penn, 45, famously kicked the habit on his 40th birthday after watching his father, Leo Penn, die of lung cancer.

    “It was time not to be a slave to this (smoking) nonsense, you know?” Penn told Guardian Unlimited Film in 2001.

    Once he had broken free from the constraints of chain-smoking, the “I Am Sam” actor threw himself into political and humanitarian work, beginning in 2002 when he placed a $56,000 advertisement in the Washington Post asking President George W. Bush to end the cycle of violence in Iraq.

    But it must have been his selfless efforts of 2005 that forced him to seek the solace of nicotine once again.

    In June of last year, “The Interpreter” star traveled to Iran as a journalist on an assignment for the San Francisco Chronicle covering the elections. Then, only four months later, in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, he showed up in New Orleans — with a camera crew — to rescue stranded victims. He wasn’t too successful since he had to bail out his sinking skiff. A real smokin’ effort on his part . . .
     
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    lets elect Bush to a third term and finish 'ol Penn off !

    :laugh:
     
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    Woohoo! :)
     
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    Sean Penn is a retard. If I ever met him, I'd tell him "Go smoke another doobie then slap your head with your shoe."
     
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    Get Sean Penn another movie to play in, that way, he'll be too busy trying to rescue the rest of us
     
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    Welcome to the 2000 post club.
     
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    Sounds like the basis for another lawsuit in the making. "The President made me smoke, and now I have emphysema, so I'm suing the Federal government and President Bush."

    And can you bring me a LIT in a sippy cup?
     
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    Maybe I can bring a lawsuit on Sean Penn. I've been afraid of movie theaters ever since Shanghai Surprise. There's got to be some kind of twisted invasion of privacy the ACLU would buy into stemming from that.
     
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    given they support open hostility on Christianity, but no other religion, i'd say you may have a good chance. As long as they don't know you post here, and what you REALLY believe...
     
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    wow, thanks. I didn't even notice that.
     

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