Bush Caught Cheating!

[manu1959]

The 2004 election results were so close that the
Electoral College vote was tied, and Congress couldn't
break the deadlock. The Supreme Court decided they'd
better not make the decision themselves, so they Sent
Bush and Kerry to a frozen lake in northern Wisconsin
to have an Ice fishing contest. No one was allowed to
accompany them, and they were on their honor to let
the guy who caught the most fish in five days become
president.

On the first day they went out in different
directions. Bush came Back with ten fish. Kerry caught
none. On the second day, Bush caught Twenty fish and
again Kerry came back empty handed.

When Bush brought back 25 fish on day three and Kerry
still hadn't caught any, Kerry got worried and
telephoned Edwards for advice. "He's probably
cheating," suggested the VP hopeful. "I hadn't thought
of that," said Kerry. "You're probably right. What do
we do?" Edwards suggested that instead of going
fishing the next day, Kerry follow Bush to see what he
was doing. At the end of day 4, Kerry called Edwards
and told him, "you were right, John, Bush is
cheating." "What's he doing?" asked Edwards. "He's
cutting holes in the ice!"