I was outside enjoying the cooler weather when I heard my Liberal neighbor yelling again. "GD Bush is back!!!!!" I walked over to his driveway and he's sitting on his 21 speed mountain-bike. It was obvious he wasn't going anywhere soon because his derailer was broken completely off. The chain hanging limp and useless. "What happened", I asked. He looked up and his face red with anger, tears rolling down dripping on his "I heart Obama" T-shirt and he starts yelling "Bush and Romney are the same person!!!" , "How did you come to that conclusion" I said. "Because ever since Romney won the nomination I've had one thing go wrong after another.....it reminds me when Bush was president. I never had any luck. Now I've backed over my $1200 bike and busted the derailer", he sobbed. "I think they're the same person. You never see them together!!!!" "Well that's a pretty good disguise" I said trying to humor him. "Yup, he's good at fooling people.....now he acts like he never had a drop to drink although everyone knows he's a drunk!!!" Right about then I started looking for an exit strategy. I said "Wasn't Obama supposed to end all of this turmoil?" "He wanted to but those rat-bastard Repugs stopped him before he could finish the job!!!" He yelled. I could see this was gonna get ugly so I said "Say high to Karen for me" and did a quick move to leave. "I KNOW ROMNEY IS THAT ASSHOLE BUSH IN DISGUISE!!!!!" "Must be" I shouted over my shoulder. Man, if he's this bad now, imagine what he'll be like if Obama loses.