Bush And Romney Are The Same Person

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    I was outside enjoying the cooler weather when I heard my Liberal neighbor yelling again. "GD Bush is back!!!!!"

    I walked over to his driveway and he's sitting on his 21 speed mountain-bike. It was obvious he wasn't going anywhere soon because his derailer was broken completely off. The chain hanging limp and useless.

    "What happened", I asked.

    He looked up and his face red with anger, tears rolling down dripping on his "I heart Obama" T-shirt and he starts yelling "Bush and Romney are the same person!!!"
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    "How did you come to that conclusion" I said.

    "Because ever since Romney won the nomination I've had one thing go wrong after another.....it reminds me when Bush was president. I never had any luck. Now I've backed over my $1200 bike and busted the derailer", he sobbed.

    "I think they're the same person. You never see them together!!!!"

    "Well that's a pretty good disguise" I said trying to humor him.

    "Yup, he's good at fooling people.....now he acts like he never had a drop to drink although everyone knows he's a drunk!!!"

    Right about then I started looking for an exit strategy.

    I said "Wasn't Obama supposed to end all of this turmoil?"

    "He wanted to but those rat-bastard Repugs stopped him before he could finish the job!!!" He yelled.

    I could see this was gonna get ugly so I said "Say high to Karen for me" and did a quick move to leave.

    "I KNOW ROMNEY IS THAT ASSHOLE BUSH IN DISGUISE!!!!!"


    "Must be" I shouted over my shoulder.


    Man, if he's this bad now, imagine what he'll be like if Obama loses.
     
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    Man you got some nutty neighbors. I suggest you move before election day. Better for your health.
     
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    Tell you neighbors this: "Actually it would be more accurate to say Bush, Romney AND Obama are the same person!" then point out all the Bush Programs and Executive Orders that Obama continued.
     
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    We would be better off back under Bush than we have been under obama.
     
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    G.T......I know it got by you but that wasn't a compliment.
     
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    So are Obama and Carter!
     
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    No shit, sherlock. Wasn't much of a Mitt or Bush compliment, either.
     
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    I'd stick around... I enjoy a good melt down. His should be epic!
     
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    I know right? Look at the Bush economy and compare it to Obamas. Obama just uses the "We inherited this" Statement to cover his own tracks of being a socialist with failed socialist policies. Reagan inherited a mess too, from the socialist carter, and he turned it around and you never heard him blame it on carter.
     
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    Wrong. We would be a fifth rate nation by now if Bush were still in charge.

     

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